I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO REBLOG THIS
you know what this reminds me of?
they should get married
(I laughed way longer than expected.))
Saturday by Rebecca Black (feat. Dave Days)
and just like that, the queen has returned and dethroned all of our faves with one swift motion
evan keepin his eye on the streets
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done
I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
IM LAUGHING LIKE A POTATO
im laughing so hard bc this is the worst thing in the world
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
If the infinite multiverse theory is true, i can take solace knowing theres a universe inhabited by nothing but snoop dogg
there’s also a universe where snoop dogg doesn’t exist